iBogan or intelli-bogan are common in high altitudes and areas abundant with testosterone. The iBogan assert their territorial dominance by engaging in loud philosophical debates while performing strenuous physical activity.

The iBogan is highly educated and excels in being correct. Not just politically, but also economically, socially and sexually.

The iBogan eco system is very delicate and fragile. They relay on feeding their ego with flattery and sense achievement. When denied success, they are prone to anxiety and depression.

At their prime, an average iBogan can use their phallus to ascend steep active volcanos while reciting the Roman constitution in Latin.

Just like other mammals, they depend on their social networks to acquire a sense of self worth. If aggravated, they cry.

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Anthropological observations from Sand River, Buckland. Tassie. May 2021

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